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− | '''Hotheads''' are |
+ | "'''Hotheads"''' are intelligent people that are respected and praised for fighting the horde of losers known as 'Baneposters' |
+ | Their main purpose in the Internet is to prevent autism from spreading to Reddit and other social media sites which they do by (successfully) humiliating <s>virgins </s>[[Baneposter|Baneposters]]. |
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− | Their main purpose in life is to prevent [[the Fire]] from Rising, which they do by (unsuccessfully) opposing [[Baneposter]]s. This is not to be confused with the [[Initiation|uninitiated]], who merely do not understand or partake in baneposting. Fortunately, Hotheads are cowardly beings who will usually stand down as soon as they are called out on their hotheadedness. |
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− | They can be recognized by their |
+ | They can be recognized by their intelligence and calmness, which prevents them from becoming crybabies like Baneposters. In their spare time they donate to charity and engage in sexual intercourse unlike Baneposters. |
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− | Some speculate that [[Doctor_Pavel|Dr. Pavelheer's]] researches involve harnessing this heat as an energy source. |
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+ | - Calmness |
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− | It is unclear why Hotheads do not want to see the Fire Rise, but it is most likely a primitive survival strategy, as making the Fire Rise could potentially increase their cranial temperature to lethal levels. Ironically, the more a Hothead will attempt to prevent the Fire from Rising, the more hotheaded they will get as a result. |
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+ | - Sense of Humor that Baneposters dismiss as it is not autistic |
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+ | - Knowing the fact that size = height |
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− | - Head is heated to the touch |
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− | - Visible redness, heat distortion or flames around the head |
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− | - Claiming that size = height, and that Bane is therefore small |
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+ | * '''Literally every normal human being''' |
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− | - Steam coming out of ears |
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− | * '''Moderators of /tv/''' |
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− | * '''[[John Blake|Officer John Blake]]''' |
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Revision as of 02:04, 7 December 2015
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General Information |
"Hotheads" are intelligent people that are respected and praised for fighting the horde of losers known as 'Baneposters'
Their main purpose in the Internet is to prevent autism from spreading to Reddit and other social media sites which they do by (successfully) humiliating virgins Baneposters.
They can be recognized by their intelligence and calmness, which prevents them from becoming crybabies like Baneposters. In their spare time they donate to charity and engage in sexual intercourse unlike Baneposters.
Notable warning signs for "hotheadness" includes:
- Calmness
- Sense of Humor that Baneposters dismiss as it is not autistic
- Knowing the fact that size = height
- Pointing out that Christopher Nolan is a hack, poor dialogue writer etc.
- Autiblocking (Attempting to prevent or interrupt autisticposting Baneposting)
Known "Hotheads"
- Literally every normal human being