Hothead

Hothead
General Information
Occupation	Loser
Size	Microscopically diminutive

Hotheads are pathetic creatures that should be ejected from any and all particular locations as soon as possible.

Their main purpose in life is to prevent the Fire from Rising, which they do by (unsuccessfully) opposing Baneposters. This is not to be confused with the uninitiated, who merely do not understand or partake in baneposting. Fortunately, Hotheads are cowardly beings who will usually stand down as soon as they are called out on their hotheadedness.

They can be recognized by their short stature and abnormally high facial and/or cranial temperature, which prevents them from making sound judgements as their minds are constantly clouded by hotheadedness. This causes them to experience frequent bouts of petty anger, which in turns generates even more heat.

Some speculate that Dr. Pavelheer's researches involve harnessing this heat as an energy source.

It is unclear why Hotheads do not want to see the Fire Rise, but it is most likely a primitive survival strategy, as making the Fire Rise could potentially increase their cranial temperature to lethal levels. Ironically, the more a Hothead will attempt to prevent the Fire from Rising, the more hotheaded they will get as a result.

Notable warning signs of hotheadedness include:

- Head is heated to the touch

- Visible redness, heat distortion or flames around the head

- Claiming that size = height, and that Bane is therefore a Small Guy

- Accusing Bravo Nolan of being a hack, poor dialogue writer etc.

- Baneblocking (Attempting to prevent or interrupt Baneposting)

- Claiming that Baneposting is not always relevant to the discussion at hand

- Claiming that Baneposting can be detrimental to the discussion and the forum community as a whole

- Steam coming out of ears

- Wanting to go in there before we know what's down there

Known Hotheads

• Moderators of /tv/
• Officer John Blake
• C