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|name = Hothead
 
|name = Hothead
|image =[[File:Flags_comparison.png|250px]]
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|image =[[File:John_blake_enhanced.png|250px]] The archetypal hothead, [[John Blake]] (photo digitally enhanced)
|occupation = Loser
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|occupation = Loser, Small Guy
 
|size = Microscopically diminutive}}
 
|size = Microscopically diminutive}}
 
'''Hotheads''' are pathetic creatures that should be ejected from any and all particular locations as soon as possible. They can be recognized by their short stature and abnormally high facial and/or cranial temperature, which prevents them from making sound judgements as their minds are constantly clouded by hotheadedness. This causes them to experience frequent bouts of petty anger, which in turns generates even more heat.
   
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In a case of life imitating art, the concept of a hothead has been found to have been first discussed in [[Post-Credit Scenes|the post-credit scenes]], with [[Peter Foley]]'s famous line of "someone get this hothead outta here!", before hotheadedness began being noted in the real world. Some speculate that [[Doctor_Pavel|Dr. Pavelheer's]] researches, desired by [[Bane]] in the post-credit scenes, would have involved harnessing the heat of a hothead's cranium as an energy source.
'''Hotheads''' are pathetic creatures that should be ejected from any and all particular locations as soon as possible.
 
   
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See also: [[:Category:Hotheads]]
Their main purpose in life is to prevent [[the Fire]] from Rising, which they do by (unsuccessfully) opposing [[Baneposter]]s. This is not to be confused with the [[Initiation|uninitiated]], who merely do not understand or partake in baneposting. Fortunately, Hotheads are cowardly beings who will usually stand down as soon as they are called out on their hotheadedness.
 
   
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== Psychology ==
They can be recognized by their short stature and abnormally high facial and/or cranial temperature, which prevents them from making sound judgements as their minds are constantly clouded by hotheadedness. This causes them to experience frequent bouts of petty anger, which in turns generates even more heat.
 
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[[File:Anxiety-hotheadedness.png|thumb|220x220px]]
 
 
Their main purpose in life is to prevent [[the Fire]] from Rising, which they do by (unsuccessfully) opposing [[Baneposter]]s. This is not to be confused with the [[Initiation|uninitiated]], who merely do not understand or partake in [[Baneposting]]. Fortunately, Hotheads are cowardly beings who will usually stand down as soon as they are called out on their hotheadedness.
Some speculate that [[Doctor_Pavel|Dr. Pavelheer's]] researches involve harnessing this heat as an energy source.
 
   
 
It is unclear why Hotheads do not want to see the Fire Rise, but it is most likely a primitive survival strategy, as making the Fire Rise could potentially increase their cranial temperature to lethal levels. Ironically, the more a Hothead will attempt to prevent the Fire from Rising, the more hotheaded they will get as a result.
 
It is unclear why Hotheads do not want to see the Fire Rise, but it is most likely a primitive survival strategy, as making the Fire Rise could potentially increase their cranial temperature to lethal levels. Ironically, the more a Hothead will attempt to prevent the Fire from Rising, the more hotheaded they will get as a result.
   
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== Warning Signs of Hotheadedness: ==
Notable warning signs of hotheadedness include:
 
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[[File:Late stage hotheadedness.png|thumb|330x330px|Two late-stage hotheads - a terminal threat to [[Baneposting]] within their vicinity.]]
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*[[File:Flags comparison.png|thumb|330x330px|An illustrated comparison of Baneposters and hotheads.]]Head being heated to the touch
   
 
* Claiming that size = height, and that Bane is therefore a Small Guy
- Head is heated to the touch
 
   
 
* Accusing Bravo Nolan of being a hack, poor dialogue writer etc.
- Visible redness, heat distortion or flames around the head
 
   
 
* Baneblocking (Attempting to prevent or interrupt Baneposting)
- Claiming that size = height, and that Bane is therefore a Small Guy
 
   
 
* Claiming that Baneposting is not always relevant to the discussion at hand
- Accusing Bravo Nolan of being a hack, poor dialogue writer etc.
 
   
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* Claiming that constant Baneposting lowers the quality of forums
- Baneblocking (Attempting to prevent or interrupt Baneposting)
 
   
 
* Steam coming out of ears
- Claiming that Bane posting is not always relevant to the discussion at hand
 
 
* Visible redness, heat distortion or flames around the head
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* In posession of a fire extinguisher
   
 
* Wanting to go in there before we know what's down there
-Claiming that Baneposting can be detrimental to the discussion and the forum community as a whole
 
   
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== Hotheadedness in Media ==
- Steam coming out of ears
 
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* The archetypal hothead in Baneposting culture, John Blake, first appears in the [[Post-Credit Scenes]] of Christopher Nolan's<sup><ref>[http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/bane/images/b/be/Nolan_shooting.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150901215300 BRAVO NOLAN]</ref></sup> [[Plane Scene|The Plane Scene]]
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* Hotheadedness is a regular topic in [[:Category:OC|Baneposting OC]] and is frequently discussed in works of [[:Category:Theories|Baneposting scholarship]]
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* Some Banescholars (or covert hotheads) interpret characters within the Plane Scene as demonstrating symptoms of hotheadedness - see [http://bane.wikia.com/wiki/File:CIA_as_hothead_%28warning_-_hotheaded_content%29.png this screencap] ,<sup>MEMETIC HAZARD - DO NOT OPEN IF DIAGNOSED PRONE TO HOTHEADEDNESS</sup> for example
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* The experimental hiphop group Death Grips address hotheadedness as the primary subject of their 2016 single [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnnniIsw3b0 Hot Head]
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[[File:Baneposters and hotheads.jpg|thumb|330x330px|An in-depth discussion of the common differences in social status and well-adjustedness found between Baneposters and hotheads.]]
   
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== Hotheads in the Real World ==
- Wanting to go in there before we know what's down there
 
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In the post-[[Plane Scene]] world, scholars are increasingly recognizing Baneposting as a developed, reliably drawn upon mode of both professional and casual communication, and [[Power Stance|a familiarity with Baneposting]] then a growing requirement for vocational and interpersonal success in life, and at least an acceptance of Baneposting as a basic requirement for being able to effectively function in one's day-to-day activities. Consequently, hotheads can be seen to be at a major disadvantage in life, and potentially a threat to all of those around them. Some representatives have proposed deporting the hotheads to such undeveloped places as [[Uzbekistan]] and [[Gotham City]] in an attempt to keep them away from centers of Baneposting activity.
   
 
== Known Hotheads ==
 
== Known Hotheads ==
 
* '''Moderators of /tv/'''
 
* '''Moderators of /tv/'''
 
* '''[[John Blake|Officer John Blake]]'''
 
* '''[[John Blake|Officer John Blake]]'''
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* [[Movie insider "C"|'''Movie insider "C"''']]
* '''C'''
 
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* '''Bob Chipman, the''' '''MovieBob'''
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* '''Joseph Gordon-Levitt'''
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* '''Hillary Clinton'''
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== References ==
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[[Category:People]]

Revision as of 13:06, 3 February 2020

Hothead
John blake enhanced The archetypal hothead, John Blake (photo digitally enhanced)
General Information
Occupation Loser, Small Guy
Size Microscopically diminutive

Hotheads are pathetic creatures that should be ejected from any and all particular locations as soon as possible. They can be recognized by their short stature and abnormally high facial and/or cranial temperature, which prevents them from making sound judgements as their minds are constantly clouded by hotheadedness. This causes them to experience frequent bouts of petty anger, which in turns generates even more heat.

In a case of life imitating art, the concept of a hothead has been found to have been first discussed in the post-credit scenes, with Peter Foley's famous line of "someone get this hothead outta here!", before hotheadedness began being noted in the real world. Some speculate that Dr. Pavelheer's researches, desired by Bane in the post-credit scenes, would have involved harnessing the heat of a hothead's cranium as an energy source.

See also: Category:Hotheads

Psychology

Anxiety-hotheadedness

Their main purpose in life is to prevent the Fire from Rising, which they do by (unsuccessfully) opposing Baneposters. This is not to be confused with the uninitiated, who merely do not understand or partake in Baneposting. Fortunately, Hotheads are cowardly beings who will usually stand down as soon as they are called out on their hotheadedness.

It is unclear why Hotheads do not want to see the Fire Rise, but it is most likely a primitive survival strategy, as making the Fire Rise could potentially increase their cranial temperature to lethal levels. Ironically, the more a Hothead will attempt to prevent the Fire from Rising, the more hotheaded they will get as a result.

Warning Signs of Hotheadedness:

Late stage hotheadedness

Two late-stage hotheads - a terminal threat to Baneposting within their vicinity.

  • Flags comparison

    An illustrated comparison of Baneposters and hotheads.

    Head being heated to the touch
  • Claiming that size = height, and that Bane is therefore a Small Guy
  • Accusing Bravo Nolan of being a hack, poor dialogue writer etc.
  • Baneblocking (Attempting to prevent or interrupt Baneposting)
  • Claiming that Baneposting is not always relevant to the discussion at hand
  • Claiming that constant Baneposting lowers the quality of forums
  • Steam coming out of ears
  • Visible redness, heat distortion or flames around the head
  • In posession of a fire extinguisher
  • Wanting to go in there before we know what's down there

Hotheadedness in Media

  • The archetypal hothead in Baneposting culture, John Blake, first appears in the Post-Credit Scenes of Christopher Nolan's[1] The Plane Scene
  • Hotheadedness is a regular topic in Baneposting OC and is frequently discussed in works of Baneposting scholarship
  • Some Banescholars (or covert hotheads) interpret characters within the Plane Scene as demonstrating symptoms of hotheadedness - see this screencap ,MEMETIC HAZARD - DO NOT OPEN IF DIAGNOSED PRONE TO HOTHEADEDNESS for example
  • The experimental hiphop group Death Grips address hotheadedness as the primary subject of their 2016 single Hot Head
Baneposters and hotheads

An in-depth discussion of the common differences in social status and well-adjustedness found between Baneposters and hotheads.

Hotheads in the Real World

In the post-Plane Scene world, scholars are increasingly recognizing Baneposting as a developed, reliably drawn upon mode of both professional and casual communication, and a familiarity with Baneposting then a growing requirement for vocational and interpersonal success in life, and at least an acceptance of Baneposting as a basic requirement for being able to effectively function in one's day-to-day activities. Consequently, hotheads can be seen to be at a major disadvantage in life, and potentially a threat to all of those around them. Some representatives have proposed deporting the hotheads to such undeveloped places as Uzbekistan and Gotham City in an attempt to keep them away from centers of Baneposting activity.

Known Hotheads

References