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Hothead

General Information
Occupation	Loser
Size	Microscopically diminutive

Hotheads are pathetic creatures that should be ejected from any and all particular locations as soon as possible.

Their main purpose in life is to prevent the Fire from Rising, which they do by (unsuccessfully) opposing Baneposters. This is not to be confused with the uninitiated, who merely do not understand or partake in baneposting. Fortunately, Hotheads are cowardly beings who will usually stand down as soon as they are called out on their hotheadedness.

They can be recognized by their short stature and abnormally high facial and/or cranial temperature, which prevents them from making sound judgements as their minds are constantly clouded by hotheadedness. This causes them to experience frequent bouts of petty anger, which in turns generates even more heat.

Some speculate that Dr. Pavelheer's researches involve harnessing this heat as an energy source.

It is unclear why Hotheads do not want to see the Fire Rise, but it is most likely a primitive survival strategy, as making the Fire Rise could potentially increase their cranial temperature to lethal levels. Ironically, the more a Hothead will attempt to prevent the Fire from Rising, the more hotheaded they will get as a result.

Notable warning signs of hotheadedness include:

- Head is heated to the touch

- Visible redness, heat distortion or flames around the head

- Claiming that size = height, and that Bane is therefore small

- Accusing Bravo Nolan of being a hack, poor dialogue writer etc.

- Baneblocking (Attempting to prevent or interrupt Baneposting)

- Steam coming out of ears

Known Hotheads

Moderators of /tv/
Officer John Blake
C

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 {{InfoboxBane
-|name = Coolhead
+|name = Hothead
+|image =[[File:Flags_comparison.png|250px]]
-|image =
-|occupation =
+|occupation = Loser
-|size = }}
+|size = Microscopically diminutive}}
-"'''Hotheads"''' are intelligent people that are respected and praised for fighting the horde of losers known as 'Baneposters'
+'''Hotheads''' are pathetic creatures that should be ejected from any and all particular locations as soon as possible.
+Their main purpose in life is to prevent [[the Fire]] from Rising, which they do by (unsuccessfully) opposing [[Baneposter]]s. This is not to be confused with the [[Initiation|uninitiated]], who merely do not understand or partake in baneposting. Fortunately, Hotheads are cowardly beings who will usually stand down as soon as they are called out on their hotheadedness.
-Their main purpose in the Internet is to prevent autism from spreading to Reddit and other social media sites which they do by (successfully) humiliating <s>virgins </s>[[Baneposter]]s.
-They can be recognized by their intelligence and calmness, which prevents them from becoming crybabies like Baneposters. In their spare time they donate to charity and engage in sexual intercourse unlike Baneposters.
+They can be recognized by their short stature and abnormally high facial and/or cranial temperature, which prevents them from making sound judgements as their minds are constantly clouded by hotheadedness. This causes them to experience frequent bouts of petty anger, which in turns generates even more heat.
+Some speculate that [[Doctor_Pavel|Dr. Pavelheer's]] researches involve harnessing this heat as an energy source.
-Notable warning signs for "hotheadness" includes:
+It is unclear why Hotheads do not want to see the Fire Rise, but it is most likely a primitive survival strategy, as making the Fire Rise could potentially increase their cranial temperature to lethal levels. Ironically, the more a Hothead will attempt to prevent the Fire from Rising, the more hotheaded they will get as a result.
-- Calmness
+Notable warning signs of hotheadedness include:
-- Sense of Humor that Baneposters dismiss as it is not autistic
+- Head is heated to the touch
-- Knowing the fact that size = height
+- Visible redness, heat distortion or flames around the head
-- Pointing out that Christopher Nolan is a hack, poor dialogue writer etc.
+- Claiming that size = height, and that Bane is therefore small
-- Autiblocking (Attempting to prevent or interrupt <s>autisticposting</s> Baneposting)
+- Accusing Bravo Nolan of being a hack, poor dialogue writer etc.
-== Known "Hotheads" ==
-* '''Literally every normal human being'''
+- Baneblocking (Attempting to prevent or interrupt Baneposting)
+- Steam coming out of ears
+== Known Hotheads ==
+* '''Moderators of /tv/'''
+* '''[[John Blake|Officer John Blake]]'''
+* '''C'''