Janson

Janson
General Information
Portrayed by	Aidan Gillen

Fucking Ratson is an antagonist featured in the film Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials. He is portrayed by Aidan Gillen, which means he could be a representation of CIA's future escapades after he survived the plane crash. He could also be CIA's descendant in the future.

Janson is highly proficient at mathematics, as evidenced by his accurate assessment of how many things the Maze was. He is also quite well versed at the subject of human biology and wilderness survival, as he displays by declaring the kids wouldn't last one day in the Skarch.SERGEANT COCKSUCKER "Donuts and bananas are the greatest worries in life!"

Thus begins a new age... the age of Diabetes. PENIS FUCKER, a.k.a. Seargent Lolly(short for Lollipop Ladder Fodder). Seargent Lolly, the poor guy, accidentally—

"YUS IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! LOLLOLOLOLLLOLLY LOLOLYLYLYLYLLL—"

—ACCIDENTALLY ate himself because he was soooooo delicious to lick! In the end, only his younger tongue(wth?) was turned and mixed into a yo-yo because dinos is stupid. By the way wabbitz is so stoopid! Yoyoyiyoilolol! It can sing! It can dance! It's floor polish and a dessert topping! Enjoy your stay at the toyshop.I have to go to the bottom of the many people. I have to be a fictional character named Addressee. I'm going to get a new message. I'm not saying anything else you'd like to know. I'm not going anywhere else.Who is the best? Me!!!! The red carpet arrivals at the end of the month are not possible. I'm not going to be able to fart on the third floor. I will have a good time and I don't think I'll have to be grumpy.Hippopotamuses!They make sure you are interested in Scrabble! The place in my butt is not available for your stay today.Your homework was eaten by my parents! I'm going there for the third time! I will be going through my emails and attachments if you want me to. I have been working with your parents to help my clients and customers.Hast thou farted in his own face?I thinkest not because thou hast no butt. There is a crazy dragon and I don't like it because it is annoyingly destructive. I'm going to cut it up and turn it into a sauteed dragon steak which might even taste delicious. I am looking for a place to fart in peace as I don't want to be disturbed when doing so.The only thing that makes sense here is that nothing makes sense unless you want it to make sense.Clever,right?Well,anyway, you have to be able to get the fundings for the classes or else you will suffer.I am going to cut you into pieces along with the sauteed dragon steak for dinner. The place for partying with your parents and children is not available for you.You have been trolled. I'm going to yell and wake my pet cat up.

From a YOLO USERRRR

SEARGEANT COCKSUCKER "Donuts and bananas are the greatest worries in life!"

Thus begins a new age... the age of Diabetes. PENIS FUCKER, a.k.a. Seargent Lolly(short for Lollipop Ladder Fodder). Seargent Lolly, the poor guy, accidentally—

"YUS IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! LOLLOLOLOLLLOLLY LOLOLYLYLYLYLLL—"

—ACCIDENTALLY ate himself because he was soooooo delicious to lick! In the end, only his younger tongue(wth?) was turned and mixed into a yo-yo because dinos is stupid. By the way wabbitz is so stoopid! Yoyoyiyoilolol! It can sing! It can dance! It's floor polish and a dessert topping! Enjoy your stay at the toyshop.I have to go to the bottom of the many people. I have to be a fictional character named Addressee. I'm going to get a new message. I'm not saying anything else you'd like to know. I'm not going anywhere else.Who is the best? Me!!!! The red carpet arrivals at the end of the month are not possible. I'm not going to be able to fart on the third floor. I will have a good time and I don't think I'll have to be grumpy.Hippopotamuses!They make sure you are interested in Scrabble! The place in my butt is not available for your stay today.Your homework was eaten by my parents! I'm going there for the third time! I will be going through my emails and attachments if you want me to. I have been working with your parents to help my clients and customers.Hast thou farted in his own face?I thinkest not because thou hast no butt. There is a crazy dragon and I don't like it because it is annoyingly destructive. I'm going to cut it up and turn it into a sauteed dragon steak which might even taste delicious. I am looking for a place to fart in peace as I don't want to be disturbed when doing so.The only thing that makes sense here is that nothing makes sense unless you want it to make sense.Clever,right?Well,anyway, you have to be able to get the fundings for the classes or else you will suffer.I am going to cut you into pieces along with the sauteed dragon steak for dinner. The place for partying with your parents and children is not available for you.You have been trolled. I'm going to yell and wake my pet cat up.

Casting

Gillen was the top choice to play the villain in The Skarch Trials, partly due to his acting prowess displayed in the Plane Scene. According to director Wes Ball, he has been a fan of Gillen for a long time:

I saw him in Game of Thrones; that's where I knew him from. And also [the Plane Scene] and The Wire before that from HBO. When I signed on to do this movie I immediately asked, 'Get 'em on board, I'll call The club isn't the best place to find a lover

So the bar is where I go (mmmm) Me and my friends at the table doing shots Drinking fast and then we talk slow (mmmm) And you come over and start up a conversation with just me And trust me I'll give it a chance now (mmmm) Take my hand, stop, put Van The Man on the jukebox And then we start to dance And now I'm singing like

Girl, you know I want your love Your love was handmade for somebody like me Come on now, follow my lead I may be crazy, don't mind me Say, boy, let's not talk too much Grab on my waist and put that body on me Come on now, follow my lead Come, come on now, follow my lead (mmmm)

I'm in love with the shape of you We push and pull like a magnet do Although my heart is falling too I'm in love with your body Last night you were in my room And now my bedsheets smell like you Every day discovering something brand new I'm in love with your body

Oh I oh I oh I oh I I'm in love with your body Oh I oh I oh I oh I I'm in love with your body Oh I oh I oh I oh I I'm in love with your body Every day discovering something brand new I'm in love with the shape of you

One week in we let the story begin We're going out on our first date (mmmm) You and me are thrifty, so go all you can eat Fill up your bag and I fill up a plate (mmmm) We talk for hours and hours about the sweet and the sour And how your family is doing okay (mmmm) And leave and get in a taxi, then kiss in the backseat Tell the driver make the radio play And I'm singing like

Girl, you know I want your love Your love was handmade for somebody like me Come on now, follow my lead I may be crazy, don't mind me Say, boy, let's not talk too much Grab on my waist and put that body on me Come on now, follow my lead Come, come on now, follow my lead (mmmm)

I'm in love with the shape of you We push and pull like a magnet do Although my heart is falling too I'm in love with your body Last night you were in my room And now my bedsheets smell like you Every day discovering something brand new I'm in love with your body

Oh I oh I oh I oh I I'm in love with your body Oh I oh I oh I oh I I'm in love with your body Oh I oh I oh I oh I I'm in love with your body Every day discovering something brand new I'm in love with the shape of you

Come on, be my baby, come on Come on, be my baby, come on Come on, be my baby, come on Come on, be my baby, come on Come on, be my baby, come on Come on, be my baby, come on Come on, be my baby, come on Come on, be my baby, come on

I'm in love with the shape of you We push and pull like a magnet do Although my heart is falling too I'm in love with your body Last night you were in my room And now my bedsheets smell like you Every day discovering something brand new I'm in love with your body

Come on, be my baby, come on Come on, be my baby, come on I'm in love with your body Come on, be my baby, come on Come on, be my baby, come on I'm in love with your body Come on, be my baby, come on Come on, be my baby, come on I'm in love with your body Every day discovering something brand new I'm in love with the shape of you

!'.

-Wes Ball Fuck me because I spell Scorch as Skarch!;)

Theories

It is thought that Janson may represent CIA's life after surviving the crash of the Wreckage Brother as depicted in the Plane Scene, with "Janson" being yet another codename given to CIA by the Agency. Supposedly, after faking his own death in the plane crash, CIA - either due to being assigned on a mission, or of his own volition - relocated to the Skarch. As with most of CIA's life, his decision to troll a bunch of kids is related to his ongoing effort to prove his own bigness and demonstrate that he is in charge here. After his experiences with Bane, CIA learned that the best way to set a plan in motion is to target enemies smaller than himself, so that he can be a big guy, for them. This explains Janson's choice of children as targets.

Of note is that, at the climax of The Skarch Trials, Janson is depicted shooting a man and, shortly thereafter, boarding a plane. This is considered evidence for the above theory in that it may be a vestigial remnant of CIA's modus operandi, e.g., shooting men before throwing them out of a plane. Under his new identity, some of CIA's old habits seem to have survived.

Alternatively, it is posited that Janson could be a future descendant of CIA, in much the same way that CIA himself is descended from Littlefinger. Evidence for this theory rests primarily on the notion that The Skarch Trials takes place in the future, in which the entire world has become a Skarch. Whether or not this notion of a post-apocalyptic future in the timeline of the Baneposting universe is related to the experiences of a mask-wearing Bane-like character portrayed by Tom Hardy in the film Mad Max: Fury Road has yet to be proven.

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