The Banepasta is a copypasta written by a bane poster that reads thusly

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand The plane scene. The Themes are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Areodynamics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also CIAs cocky mentality, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Charles Dickens, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike The Plane scene truly ARE Hotheads- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Banes catchphrase “for you” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those Hotheaded simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Bravo Nolan’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Bane tatoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the banescholars’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

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